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Feminist Underwear: Titles For Potential Love Songs I Would Write If I Did That 

feministunderwear:

  • “Thank You for Understanding How Important the NBC Thursday Night Comedy Lineup is to My Well Being”
  • “Let’s Eat A Lot of Birthday Cake and Then Potentially Have Sex But Only If I’m Not Too Full”
  • “I’d Love to Sit At Starbucks With You For a Few Hours and People Watch”
  • “Tell Me I’m Funny Or I…


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